But we could save that for later. Like a visit to my mother’s house, previously my benchmark for a loving, soul-boosting break, this retreat began with nourishment. If anyone can trump Mum’s soups, it’s superstar nutritionist Rose Ferguson, who masterminds the menu at Surrenne. This chic hideaway has become my favourite London restaurant. Every dish is designed to maximise nutrition and absorption, but there’s nothing granola about it. Even protein-packed poached eggs were prepared with spinach, pesto and feta to get my gut microbiome in gear for the day. The dish was addictively delicious: a description I have never before applied to breakfast food.
Armed with a phytonutrient-rich berry smoothie, I popped in to meet Dr Liza, as she’s known. Surrenne’s in-house physician, Liza Osagie-Clouard is an award-winning orthopaedic surgeon who’s done seriously interesting research on stem cells.
I expected our rendezvous to be intimidating, not only because I’m afraid of doctors (which explains my wellness fixation, because I like to avoid them) but because she’s so glowing that Gisele Bündchen would be envious.
After inquiring about the designer of her architectural heels, there were no scrubs in sight, and her blood-pressure cuff was concealed within nice woodwork, dove deep into REM stages and resveratrol. It’s only a matter of time before this woman has her own talk show, and I felt so comfortable that I peppered her with questions I’d been previously too afraid to ask. Will I ever regain the feeling in my big toe from a decades-old gymnastics injury? (No.) Am I still anaemic? (Her painless blood test will determine that in no time.) Do I really need to take so much magnesium? (Let’s look at your levels, darling.)
Dr Liza oversees a battery of assessments and exams, but also eases the mind and puts bad habits in perspective. I’ve never had a doctor react with such empathy to the admission that I once dabbled in Marlboro Lights. I was sad to say goodbye. I wanted to invite her to dinner but imagined she has better things to do, like leaping tall buildings in a single bound.